me: omg gmail chat
what the fuck
Taku: lol wut
me: you are on fucking gmail chat
me: that is whack shit
are you in your dorm
playing some modern warfare or some other shitty game
is your dorm smaller than a closet
in typical japanese fashion?
Taku: I am jacking off to jamaican S&M right now, and the dorm is five times larger than your closet.
me: fuck, i am a fashionable motherfucker so your dorm is probably 25m^2
Taku: about right
me: and email me the jamaican s&m, i need new stuff
the tibetian bhuddest smut is getting old
Taku: damn. gotten over that ages ago
me: have you found any vending machines that sell used-girls.................textbooks?
Sent at 6:57 PM on Friday
Taku Yamamoto: err.
Taku Yamamoto: but i am for sure it exists
me: i really need O CHEM edition 2 (not fucking 3) by matsumoto
and i am not paying 18,900円 for it
Taku Yamamoto: damn. that's one expensive motherfucker
Sent at 7:00 PM on Friday